here are some dumb things i have to say:
1. I need to get in shape, fo’ real. Need to lose alla da weight. Stoppa da eating and starta the moving.
2. I miss dancing. Miss it like a bitch. Is that an expression? It’s how I’m expressing.
3. I learned how to channel my chi like a kung fu head.
4. Boop boop, be boop, bop bop poop, I’m a robot.
5. Gonna write a real inappropriate chant poem this time around. Totes inappropes. Might use the word tits.
7. I’ve only read the first act of The Importance of Being Earnest and I’m already in love with Oscar Wilde. Henceforth I shall be calling him “Oscar, m’boy.”
8. I’m reading so many different things that they’re starting to blur. Think Jack Kerouac hitchhiking across Victorian England.